First, roll around in the wet grass.
Second, instead of getting a cool drink of water just find a nice puddle and lay down in it. And then be really stubborn and refuse to move for a couple of minutes.
Third, find higher ground to showcase how dirty you are. This will cause your owner to stare at you in disbelief.
And last but not least, sit on the table with a smug smile because you know you have won.
Do this and you will be headed off to the "spa" in no time at all....
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